As a filthy rich businessman, my tastes have become quite niche. The mundane really has no impact on me anymore, my senses are dulled by the ordinary. That’s why I can only get my thrills and kicks out of the extreme, only then can I feel anything. Possessions, no matter how sumptuous, also bring me no joy, unless they’re unique in a special way.
Now that I’m looking at property purchases, no ordinary mansion will do. I require a house with history and with atmosphere, whether that be ombinous or benign. In fact, the more sinister the better. I couldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t have ghosts floating around, banging up in the attic or sending blades flying at me from corners of the room. This is why I’m soliciting the services of the buyers advocates in Melbourne to help me with this extraordinary task.
Property advocates have specialist knowledge of the property market in Melbourne. They can help you get whatever you want. But I bet they never helped anyone acquire property of the ilk that I have specified. In fact, they probably do have the knowledge of which properties are haunted in order to disguise the fact to their customers. I be the advocate will be surprised to hear that I actually want a property like that. GIve me an old house that creaks, and not because the floorboards are old, but because the spirits of the deceased agitate the walls.
I’m also going to ask the property advocates near Melbourne to help me acquire a property where the prestigious ghosts reside. I mean, famous Australians in the annals of history. I want to be spooked by the soul of Sidney Nolan and terrorised by the wraith of John Batman, I want fear the phantom of Ned Kelly or scream at the spectre of Keith Murdoch.